Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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