So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
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