im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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