New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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