She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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