ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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