I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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