maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
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Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
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I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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