The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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