so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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