wakey wakey hands off snakey
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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