did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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