allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
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answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
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The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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