How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
