You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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