Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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