We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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