hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
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Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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