Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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