My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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