Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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