So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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