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• (949): View more from California

  she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."

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  little did she know i was taping her the whole time.

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend

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• (518): View more from New York

  I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  Where was your thought process?

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  Drowning in my hangover.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I could have done it in 2

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• (516): View more from New York

  I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.

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• (714): View more from California

  you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.

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