Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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