So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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