ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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