I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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