Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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