Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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