How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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