You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
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He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
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There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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