No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I think your dad took our porno
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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