why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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