Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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