i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
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for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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