Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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