please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
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Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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