Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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