i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
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Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
You brought string cheese to the strip club
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
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