I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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