Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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