so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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