I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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