Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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