Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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