let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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