What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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