how can u be prego again
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I woke up under a house in Key West
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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