Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
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I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
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Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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