I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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