i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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