I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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