Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?