yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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