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(608): View more from Wisconsin

so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"

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(613): View more from Ontario

My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?

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(214): View more from Texas

so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat

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(585): View more from New York

you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser

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(817): View more from Texas

I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.

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(207): View more from Maine

I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.

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(323): View more from California

Your cock deserves a montage

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(519): View more from Ontario

Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY

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