Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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