dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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